virguin:

If you were my homework I’d do you.

(Source: supnikita)


(Source: bitnap)


guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

(Source: guy)


steptoe:

do you ever talk to someone and feel really happy no matter how shit the conversation is


fullblownpanic:

hiptonized:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

I’m sorry but this is so dumb lol

(Source: unstartling)


first joined tumblr: woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits
me now: woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits

(Source: nanamixchiaki)


handjob:

"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location


rnackenzie:

i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible


intractably:

Kindness.

It doesn’t cost a damn thing. 

Sprinkle that shit everywhere.


foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 


jaclcfrost:

how i deal with my feelings

  • never talk about them
  • barely acknowledge them
  • hope they go away
  • i don’t, basically
  • that’s what i’m saying
  • i do not deal with my feelings

nation-of-homeskillets:

he knows what hes done

(Source: heckyeahmikerowe)


bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

(Source: bullied)


fearsomeinnovation:

starlightexcellent:

My roommates and I carved pumpkins.

I made this one.

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Here it is with a candle.

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Happy Halloween.

GOD