gnarly:

Omg i was buying some shirts at forever 21 and the cashier was like arent u tumblr famous or something lmao i stayed quiet for like 5 seconds and i was like not really omg and she was like yah i follow u on instagram

Nice.


tobeymacguire:

phantomdoodler:

why

HEEEEEEEEERES JOHNNY

tobeymacguire:

phantomdoodler:

why

HEEEEEEEEERES JOHNNY


clean and clear commercial

hopunk:

white/lightskin/racially ambiguous girl: i had a pimple one time and i was ugly and dying and everyone spit on me and i was exiled from society but then i used clean and clear and now i am a healed and whole person with jesus in my heart


sadmermaid420:

Stopping mid sentence to announce that it’s 4:20


my-flourish-and-blotts:

A Kingdom of procrastination and it looks like I’m the Queen.


sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“


deathnoteforcutie:

when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just

image


xxtrustmexx:

vampire-shawty:

abathingsavage:

this is my favorite fr

LMFAOOOOOOO

Finally found the video !


burgerkid:

operator: hello 911, whats your emergency?

me: my wifi isnt working


Me: *loses 2 followers*
Me: maybe i should just delete my blog

hhaunters:

he’s 66 and constantly amazed with technology

hhaunters:

he’s 66 and constantly amazed with technology

(Source: tomodachicollection)


(Source: shakeitsoff)


(Source: jmonster666)


sometimes im like ? but most times im like ?????????


bombing:

savannahdewbs:

bombing:

every post i make is 100% serious

"i’m going to fuck every volcano in the world" - Tumblr User Bombing

every post i make is 100% serious