sarabatikha:

What didn’t kill me made me feel like a piece of shit for months.

(Source: autotrophe)


burgerkid:

could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*


clannyphantom:

call the police

clannyphantom:

call the police

(Source: crimewave420)


hooddoggy:

person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!

me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!


(Source: spaced0ll)


“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer


relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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airalys:

D.R.E.A.M

dogs run everywhere around me

(Source: ggliitch)


raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

(Source: goldicrocs)


swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right


997:

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama


dydney:

nerd cat gets pwned hardcore

dydney:

nerd cat gets pwned hardcore


not-a-comedian:

12exe:

Horton hears somebody he used to know

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do you ever regret drawing something

(Source: medimeedes)


kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

(Source: molebucks)


that wasn’t very ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of you

(Source: joshpeck)